So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer.
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!
Buy yourself an animal suit.
I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this
So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
like it’s 80 days before mockingjay is supposed to be released and we still don’t have the official trailer-
So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away
When Tumblr recommends a post
why do you meet so many cool people on this website but literally none of them live anywhere near you seriously what the fuck
who comes decides Who country who comes this to
september first is the best and worst day of the year because the harry potter fandom comes together and remembers hogwarts but at the same time you face the crippling pain that comes with not being able to GO to hogwarts
so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when
okay wtf they can’t be serious
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever